Voicemail

[notmyownage]

"Right, so, you've reached Claudia. I'm totally not around right now. Sucks to be you. If you don't know what to do with this beeping noise, then you probably have more problems than just not being able to reach me."

*beeeeeeeep*

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Phone Insaaaaaaaaaanity

[batwaffles.livejournal.com]

[From here (http://batwaffles.livejournal.com/1391.html?thread=9071#t9071)!]

"Ohmygodwhat? What kind of sick person uses Post-Its to do that? Especially around the holidays? Step away from the trashy daytime talk shows, quick!"