Voicemail

[notmyownage]

"Right, so, you've reached Claudia. I'm totally not around right now. Sucks to be you. If you don't know what to do with this beeping noise, then you probably have more problems than just not being able to reach me."

*beeeeeeeep*

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Crazy Phone Day

[dollpocalypse]

"Hey, so, um. I think I found this restaurant we could go to? It's, all. Um. Expensive, and stuff. And it says on a website that it's good for, like, these kinds of dates, I guess. So I'm gonna send you the link in a second. And, like. Tell me if it's okay. Okay?"